Kaiserlund's Zieger clan: Myth or Reality?

About the spoof people, documentaries and families.

I made a lineage, I called it the Ziegen clan. They are the royals of Kaiserlund (Just between Germany and Poland) ever since Bane overthrew Larry King.

I made a family tree. Link here - http://i48.tinypic.com/wlw1no.png

We had to list five major events in the family's history. Mine were;

- A civil war was quelled after everybody was given sweets to calm down.

- A laws was imprinted - Lederhosen are daily dress and must be worn.

- An attack was repelled by Pennsylvanian vampires, but New Yorkian zombies were able to sneak in during the distraction. Within three years the entire populace of Kaiserlund contained at least the carrier gene. If they didn't - they were infected.

- Italians with the name of Intrube were banned.

- A Ziegen read The Princess Diaries and then watched the films. They were offended by Anne Hathaway because she ruins everything. War was declared on the fictional land of Genovia and Anne Hathaway was declared a public enemy.

We wrote documentary style pieces, and here's what I have so far:

It all started with Bane Ziegen, the suspiciously good-looking sire of the Ziegen line. Bane rose to fame as a local bad boy and general class clown, however, when the yearly takeover arrived, Bane and his gang of hooligans stormed into Gesicht's beloved monarchy palace. They fed the king of the time, Larry King, into the nation's candy-making machine, Bessy. Bane declared himself as king and sole ruler of Kaiserlund, then abolished the yearly takeover. But his rule of tyranny was only just beginning.

Bane's first act as king was to replace the title of 'doctor' with 'EYE DU MEDEESINS'. Qualified medical practitioners were furious, two in particular being the reasons behind Bane's eventual downfall. EYE DU MEDEESINS Freytag and EYE DU MEDEESINS Kunze created a revolutionary cause which they named the Bane Fanclub in order that Bane would never find out their true intentions. However, young Kaiserlundian girls everywhere also misunderstood the title and were joining up left right and centre. Freytag and Kunze just couldn't keep them away. Then, Kunze came up with an idea to use them in a cruel scheme to rid the country of Bane's presence. The King's one true weakness was his playful nature; he couldn't refuse when challenged to a game. It was settled a few days later, Freytag and Kunze sent Bane an extremely sarcastic email, challenging him against the Bane Fanclub in a water pistol fight. With all the weapons girls would be holding, the two EYE DU MEDEESINS would easily be able to sneak in weapons. In the two weeks leading up to the challenge, Freytag and Kanze recruited almost the rest of the country into their cause, hoping that Bane would be stupid enough to not cancel the event. Their suspicions were correct, but since they had gone without any training in gunmanship, both shot themselves before they were able to kill Bane.

This act caused a domino effect over the country and they blamed the death on the king's reckless and vain demeanour and the next day, citizens had gathered outside the palace gates to protest against his rule. Afraid for his safety, Bane threw Disney actress Ashley Tisdale into the crowd, hoping their hatred for her would overpower their feelings for him. It satisfied the crowd, for a time. She had started to sing, so the crowd stuffed her mouth with an apple and spit roasted her over a fire, however, they left her unattended for too long and she burned into nothingness.