Tribute To Sangan

Oh Sangan,
You were here then taken with no warning,
Everyone here is still in mourning,
You were taken by the March banlist,
Needless to say us players were rather pissed,
Night Assailant was nothing compared to you,
All we are left with is shitty replacements,
Like Dark Mimic and Dotedotengu.

Oh Sangan,
You were everyone’s favourite fiendish friend,
So sad that your time with us came to an end,
In your memory we raise our flagons,
Unable to DAD loop in Chaos Dragons,
Meanwhile Mermails roam free,
Ophion just says “no”,
And Elemental Dragons prepare to ravage the field with glee.

Oh Sangan,
You were the secret spice in every deck recipe,
Always there to add that dash of consistency,
Never again will will you call for Rescue Rabbit,
To get him to come out and play,
Never again will you search for Magician,
To set up that Wind-Up OTK,
Never again will you fetch a Tour Guide from the deck,
Plus you are longer are you a valid target for her effect,
And it's sad because you were her favourite,
Her number one pet,
And because of your departure her life has been wrecked.

Oh Sangan,
There isn’t much left to say,
It’s too bad things turned out this way,
You’ll always have a place in every players heart,
For you were with us from the start,
Whilst we have other good searchers like Stratos and Manju,
They don’t do the same things you do,
To show my love for you I want to declare without further ado,
If you were a Pokémon I’d choose you.